{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?","punchline":"Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.","id":356}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?","punchline":"A fowl smell!","id":230}
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{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}
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{"fact":"The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze.","length":93}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?","punchline":"The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.","id":92}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How do you steal a coat?","punchline":"You jacket.","id":130}