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{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}

{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}

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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}

{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}

{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}

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