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{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}

{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}

{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}