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{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}
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{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}
{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}
{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}
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