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Andixius longispinus is a species of planthopper belonging to the family Cixiidae. It is endemic to China.
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Betty Ann Bjerkreim Nilsen is a Norwegian orienteering competitor and cross-country skier. She was a junior World Champion in both sports. At senior level she has won a gold medal in relay at the World Orienteering Championships.
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